the best revenge is to move on. no matter what other people say, if you move on, it is then that you show both maturity and the fact that YOU are better than them.
“beauty isn’t makeup”
boy say that they like natural girls…
but honestly, if there’s two girls walking down the street, one with nice smokey eyes and a classy red lipstick and another with shoved up hair and no makeup; you’re going to be looking at the one who made an effort .. and if boys do prefer natural girls, why is it always the girls who wear the most makeup who actually get the boyfriends?
i came across the above statement and i totally agree.
i, for one, haven’t EVER put makeup on… not even for formal.
i came across this poster in a friend’s room at college… this is what it says…
EVERYBODY KNOWS…SHIT HAPPENS
TAOISM - “if you understand shit, it isn’t shit”
HINDUISM - “this shit happened before”
CONFUCIANISM - “Confucious say ‘shit happens’”
BUDDHISM - “shit will happen to you again”
ZEN - “what is the sound of shit happening?”
ISLAM - “if shit happens, it is the will of Allah”
SIKHISM - “leave our shit alone”
JEHOVA’S WITNESS - “knock. knock. shit happens”
ATHEISM - “i don’t believe this shit”
AGNOSTICISM - “can you prove that shit happpens?”
CATHOLICISM - “if shit happens, you deserve it”
PROTESTANTISM - “shit happens, amen to that”
JUDAISM - “why does shit always happen to us?”
ORTHODOX JUDAISM - “so shit happens, already”
TELEVANGELISM - “send money or shit will happen to you”
RASTAFARIANISM - “let’s smoke this shit”
HARE KRISHNA - “shit happens rama rama”
NATION OF ISLAM - “don’t take no shit”
NEW AGE - “visualize shit happening”
SHINTOISM - “you inherit shit of your ancestors”
HEDONISM - “i love it when shit happens”
SATANISM - “sneppah tihs”
CAPITALISM - “this is MY shit”
FEMINISM - “men are shit”
EXISTENTIALISM - “what is shit, anyway?”
SCIENTOLOGY - “if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137”
MORMONISM - “excrement happens” (don’t say shit)
BAPTISM - “we’ll wash the shit right off you”
MYSTICISM - “this is really weird shit”
VOODOO - “shit doesn’t just happen - we made it happen”
DISNEYISM - “bad shit doesn’t happen here”
COMMUNISM - “let’s share the shit”
MARXISM - “you have nothing to lose but your shit”
CONSPIRACY THEORISM - “THEY shit on us!”
PSYCHO-ANALYSIS - “tell me about your shit”
DARWINISM - “survival of the shittiest”
AMISH - “modern shit is useless”
SUICIDAL - “i’ve had enough of this shit”
OPTIMISM - “shit won’t happen to me”
TREKISM - “to boldly shit where no-one has shat before”
SHAKESPEAREAN - “to shit or not to shit, that is the question”
DESCARTES - “i shit, therefore i am”
FREUD - “shit is a phallic symbol”
LAWYERS - “for enough money, I can get you out of shit”
ACUPUNCTURIST - “hold still or this shit’s gonna hurt”
DOG - “i just shit in your shoe”
CAT - “dogs are shit”
MOUSE - “oh shit! a cat!”
POLITICALLY CORRECT - “internally processed,
nutritionally drained, biological output happens”
EINSTEIN - “shit is relative”
FAMILY GATHERING - “relatives are shit”
MATERIALISM - “whoever dies with the most shit, wins”
VEGETARIANISM - “if it shits, don’t eat it”
FATALISM - “oh shit, it’s going to happen”
ENVIRONMENTALISM - “shit is biodegradable”
AMERICANISM - “who gives a shit?”
STATISTICIAN - “shit is 84.7% likely to happen”
HIP-HOP - “motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!”
TANTRISM - “fuck this shit”
CYNICISM - “we are all full of shit”
SURREALISM - “fish happens”
WICCA - “you can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times”
i’d just like to tell you, shit does happen and we just need to take a breathe, trust in the people around us and move on.
hey patricia g.,
i saw you reblog this photo from my blog and i read your comment below it. i just want you to know that i’m sure you have a best friend. that person may not be “best” but surely close. you may not classify said friend as a “best friend” but i’m sure that friend cares about you the same amount as a true friend would.
be strong, love life and just look a little harder,
jc